※Question: “Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms America: “Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.”
美國小姐:「美國男性的性器官像紳士。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼呢?」

Ms America: “Because it stands every time it sees a woman......”
美國小姐:「因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立......」
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌!鼓掌!)

※Question: “Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Spain: “Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)”
西班牙小姐:「西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼這樣說呢?」

Ms Spain: “Because it charges every time it sees an opening.”
西班牙小姐:「因為只要看到目標就會出擊。」

Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌!鼓掌!)

※Question: “Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Philippines: “Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.”
菲律賓小姐:「菲律賓的男性器官就像流言。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼呢?」

Ms Philippines: “Because it passes from mouth to mouth.”
菲律賓小姐:「因為它總是會從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。」
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Ap plause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 )

※Question: “Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?”
※問: 「伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Iran: “Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.”
伊朗小姐:「伊朗的男性器官像小偷。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「妳為什麼那麼說呢?」

Ms I ran: “Because they like to enter through the back door.”
伊朗小姐:「因為他們總愛走後門。」
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )

※Question: “Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms India: “Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like laborers.”
印度小姐:「印度的男性器官像勞工。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼這麼說呢?」

Ms India: “Because it works day and night......”
印度小姐:「因為它們總是日夜操勞。」
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )

※Question: “Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Malaysia: “Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.”
馬來西亞小姐:「馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西亞國產車 )。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「妳為什麼這麼說呢?」

Ms Malaysia: “Look tough but actually very soft.”
馬來西亞小姐:「看起來很硬(造型類似 HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

※Question: “Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Singapore: “Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).”
新加坡小姐:「新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼呢?」

Ms Singapore:“It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.”
新加坡小姐:「比賽時它們總是迫不急待的衝進場,但卻總是在終場前提前15分鐘出場。」
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

※Question: “Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms China: “Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.”
中國小姐:「中國的男性器官像鄧小平。」

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼呢?」

Ms China: “Short and hard working, but can work until 90.”
中國小姐:「都像他短小精幹,但是卻可以工作到九十歲。」
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )

※Question:“ Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?”
※問:「台灣小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。」

Ms Taiwan: “Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui-Pian.”
台灣小姐:「台灣男性的器官像陳水扁。

Question: “How can you say so?”
問:「為什麼呢?」

Ms Taiwan: Can't work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.
台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
( 鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑。 )

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